I found this little guy roaming around outside my apartment. He’s lost and doesn’t have a collar so I’m not really sure what I should do. I really don’t wanna call the pound if I don’t have to. Any advice?
A tiny, happy, two-day-old lamb from my friend’s farm!
K so my mom calls me this morning and says, “Don’t freak out but someone put shaving cream all over your car last night. The neighbor poured water on it but you need to go wash it because it could chip or stain your paint.” I thought she was joking so I said she wasn’t being serious and that’s not funny. She says it’s not a joke so I go out to my car and there’s shaving cream all over my parking spot and big nasty dirty blotches all over my car. I was so LIVID. But I have a pretty good idea that it was my ex because he’s the only one that would have the nerve to do something like to a car WITH PAPER TAGS ON IT. That’s why I think it was him. He’s the only one that’s a big enough asshole to do something like that to me. He’s jealous because everything he owns, mommy and daddy has paid for but everything I have, it’s because I worked hard for it. Mommy and daddy didn’t pay for shit that I have. I paid for the nice things that I have on my own. It’s taking literally all my energy out of me to hold myself back from beating his ass with a metal bat. He’ll get what he deserves soon enough.
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Makes me wonder about reincarnation
this is seriously so beautiful
he misses her
DONT YOU DARE TUG ON THAT HEARTSTRING WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
"Don’t miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult."